Church of Divine Uncertaintytm
     (and Immaculate Mystery)


                                  

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DU Ten Suggestions  
                                                

1. Consider your beliefs are theories subject to never-ending modification if not outright dissolution.
 
2.  Ponder the possibility that you know nothing and are never likely to create anything other than more questions in your search for meaning. So please just consider giving it up and "Surf the Uncertainty, Embrace the Mystery."
 
3.  We propose that you "Covet not your beliefs."  They are not truth, and so not worth killing or dying for.  And, in fact, truth isn't worth killing or dying for either for that matter. Consider "You are not your beliefs." (so we suggest giving up defending them for greater harmony within and without).
 
4. Consider:  "Belief begins where Truth leaves off" . . .
 
5. If you must believe, "Believe nothing and believe everything" . . .  take your pick . . . or mix and match . . . also  "Expect nothing, expect everything."  Same non-binding rules apply.
 
6. No Underware Wednesdays:  "Imagine": No underware worn on this day.  Eat anything you want though.
 
7. Ponder that "Paradox Rules", enjoy it.
 
8. If you must question,  "Question Reality", both your Personal Projectional Reality and the Consensus Reality.
 
9. It is suggested: "Don't LEAVE,  Just BE" . . . Take the "lieve" out of  the "be-lieve" and  just "be" (so that you aren't leaving being). Imagine a "lief" falling off a be-lief.
 
10. Consider "Curbing Your Belief Systems" or better yet feeding them to a pack of amphetamine-crazed weiner dogs.
 
Bonus Suggestion for those considering a life of dedication to 
The Divine Mysterian in the Prodigious Postulate Priesthood:
 
11. The 3 P's: "Ponder, Postulate, Propose."