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Church of Divine
Uncertaintytm
(and Immaculate Mystery)
 
CDU Ten Suggestions
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1. Consider your beliefs are theories subject
to never-ending modification if not outright dissolution.
2. Ponder the possibility that you
know nothing and are never likely to create anything other than more questions
in your search for meaning. So please just consider giving it up and
"Surf the Uncertainty, Embrace the Mystery."
3. We propose that you "Covet not your beliefs." They are not truth, and so
not worth killing or dying for. And, in fact, truth isn't worth killing or
dying for either for that matter. Consider "You are not
your beliefs." (so we suggest giving up defending them for greater
harmony within and without).
4. Consider: "Belief begins where Truth leaves off" . .
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5. If you must believe, "Believe nothing and believe everything" . . . take
your pick . . . or mix and match . . . also "Expect
nothing, expect everything." Same non-binding rules
apply.
6. No Underware Wednesdays: "Imagine": No underware worn on this day. Eat
anything you want though.
7. Ponder that "Paradox Rules", enjoy
it.
8. If you must question, "Question Reality", both your Personal Projectional Reality and the Consensus Reality.
9. It is suggested: "Don't LEAVE, Just BE" . . . Take the "lieve" out
of the "be-lieve" and just "be" (so that you aren't leaving
being). Imagine a "lief" falling off a be-lief.
10. Consider "Curbing Your Belief Systems" or better yet feeding
them to a pack of amphetamine-crazed weiner dogs.
Bonus
Suggestion for those considering a life of dedication to
The Divine
Mysterian in the Prodigious Postulate Priesthood:
11. The 3 P's: "Ponder,
Postulate, Propose."
 
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