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Brown Ray Document
Background:
In the spring of 1984
while attending a certain “Ascended Masters” group’s weekend retreat, the
concept of the Brown Ray revealed itself. I immediately presented this to
kindred spirit and metaphysical wizard, Thor Fredrickson (then unknown but soon
to be recognized as the primal genius behind “Alien Livestock”, the highly
touted, inter-dimensional rock group).
Thor took the concept of the Brown
Ray (the most fundamental of all the light rays) and ran with it (we may now say
he got the runs with it). Here then is the first channeling of the Brown Ray and
perhaps your first exposure to CacaConsciousness. Remember always, “You can’t be
enlightened when you’re full of shit.
Brown Ray Decree
“Beloved mighty B.M. Presence,
Holy Crap self, Lords of Elimination, and Great Host of Ass-ended Masters. ‘I
am’ calling to thee to seize, bind and lock (3x) the Luciferian Laxative
Conspiracy, the Enema Entitiy, Demon Suppositiories, and the Mechanized Colonic
Irrigation Concept of the Fallen Ones.
‘I am’ now calling to
Beloved Buh Ho, ruler of the Brown Planet, to send legions of Floating Gold
Angels to answer this my decree:
“I am”
completely natural
Don’t even
need prune juice
My Beloved
B.M. Presence
Will
always keep me loose
Chorus:
FLASH AND FLUSH
FLASH AND FLUSH
BLAST MY COLON CLEAN
FLASH AND
FLUSH
FLASH AND
FLUSH
“I AM” THE
BEST MACHINE
Send that
Mighty Brown Ray
Blaze it
thru my soul
Gather the
miasma
And blow
it out my hole
BUTTNOTE:
After receiving this Thor comments: “To whom can you show
this? Anyone capable of understanding would most likely be offended. They just
don’t understand. We are talking esoteric with a capital “E”. Very few humans
have an outer mind stable enough . . . “
Bonus Decree:
Decree for Public Restroom Protection:
PROTECTO BEFORE
PROTECTO BEHIND
PROTECTO BEHIND PROTECTO
BEHIND
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